Socially Awkward Penguin

gets 5 karma on a post clicks on it every 5 minutes in self-admiration

gets 5 karma on a post clicks on it every 5 minutes in self-admiration  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot OAG offers to marry me. Hopes it's real.

Hot OAG offers to marry me. Hopes it's real.  Socially Awkward Penguin

That awkward moment when touching your own muscular ass gives you a boner

That awkward moment when touching your own muscular ass gives you a boner    Socially Awkward Penguin

Delivery guy says "Enjoy" Tell him "you too"

Delivery guy says

gets phone call waits about 15 seconds to answer so it looks like he was busy

gets phone call waits about 15 seconds to answer so it looks like he was busy  Socially Awkward Penguin

says goodnight on aim signs off aim and spends another hour surfing web

says goodnight on aim signs off aim and spends another hour surfing web  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl shows you something you saw weeks ago on reddit Pretend its your first time seeing it

Cute girl shows you something you saw weeks ago on reddit Pretend its your first time seeing it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starved for human contact pretends to stretch in order to touch stranger's face

Starved for human contact pretends to stretch in order to touch stranger's face  Socially Awkward Penguin

buys beer underage can't thank cashier enough for not carding

buys beer underage can't thank cashier enough for not carding  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to have lunch with friends at a chain resturant Goes to the wrong one within a ten mile radius

Goes to have lunch with friends at a chain resturant  Goes to the wrong one within a ten mile radius     Socially Awkward Penguin
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