Socially Awkward Penguin

have to sneeze really bad in a big crowd of people try to hold it in to avoid saying "thank you"

have to sneeze really bad in a big crowd of people try to hold it in to avoid saying

Apologizes Apologizes for apologizing

Apologizes Apologizes for apologizing  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone already in the elevator slow walk

someone already in the elevator slow walk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks in Bathroom To Take a Poop Sees Someone and uses urinal instead

Walks in Bathroom To Take a Poop Sees Someone and uses urinal instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl with a ring on her finger cant remember which finger means married

sees cute girl with a ring on her finger
 cant remember which finger means married  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl of dreams walking by hang head and sniff swoosh of air

Girl of dreams walking by hang head and sniff swoosh of air  Socially Awkward Penguin

no cash to tip the bathroom attendant, don't need to go that bad

no cash to tip the
 bathroom attendant, don't need to go 
that bad  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doctor asked if I had any questions Of course not

Doctor asked if I had any questions Of course not  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says he'll buy me dinner if I call and order it Fuck, guess i'm not eating

Friend says he'll buy me dinner if I call and order it Fuck, guess i'm not eating  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl accepted friend request. time to stalk her profile so I can make vague references on my status to things she enjoys.

cute girl accepted friend request.  time to stalk her profile so I can make vague references on my status to things she enjoys.   Socially Awkward Penguin
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