Socially Awkward Penguin

Find Parking spot right in front of the club Park a mile away because you don't want the people in line to watch you parallel park and judge you

Find Parking spot right in front of the club Park a mile away because you don't want the people in line to watch you parallel park and judge you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Didn't realize I was socially awkward Puts the memory on repeat for forever.

Didn't realize I was socially awkward Puts the memory on repeat for forever.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wears a watch to bar still looks at phone because it takes longer

Wears a watch to bar still looks at phone because it takes longer  Socially Awkward Penguin

distant Relative puts foot on top of yours at holiday dinner Dear god when will she move it

distant Relative puts foot on top of yours at holiday dinner Dear god when will she move it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget to say thank you to someone holding the door feel guilty the entire day

Forget to say thank you to someone holding the door feel guilty the entire day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listen to music with headphones in public transportation everybody hears my loud breathing

Listen to music with headphones in public transportation everybody hears my loud breathing  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes into office with a bunch of complicated questions asks one, says thank you and leaves

goes into office with a bunch of complicated questions asks one, says thank you and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

GO TO PARTY WITH FRIEND don't talk to anyone else

GO TO PARTY WITH FRIEND don't talk to anyone else  Socially Awkward Penguin

takes a final shits his pants

takes a final shits his pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets nervous has to poop

gets nervous has to poop  Socially Awkward Penguin
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