Socially Awkward Penguin

"So who's your crush?" Its an animated character

Wrote "enjoy your freedom" on retirement card she is black

Wrote

Pick Up Banana, Checkout Girl Is Black Put Back Banana

Pick Up Banana, Checkout Girl Is Black Put Back Banana  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into the bathroom and there is pee on the seat Cleans it so the person who goes in after him don't think it was him

Walks into the bathroom and there is pee on the seat Cleans it so the person who goes in after him don't think it was him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fast food place screwed up vegetarian order Throws it out instead of going back to complain.

Fast food place screwed up vegetarian order Throws it out instead of going back to complain.  Socially Awkward Penguin

fly is down in public cover with shirt

fly is down in public cover with shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

forgets own name lelelelelele 9GAG xDDD

forgets own name lelelelelele 9GAG xDDD   Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrives 5 minutes early to appointment Pretends to read magazines so I don't have to talk to people

Arrives 5 minutes early to appointment Pretends to read magazines so I don't have to talk to people  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets something from a vending machine says thank-you

gets something from a vending machine says thank-you  Socially Awkward Penguin

You're Matt Falzone. Cringe and obsess over everything.

You're Matt Falzone. Cringe and obsess over everything.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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