Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't post on facebook unless drunk

Can't post on facebook  unless drunk   Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrive at the checkout at the same time as someone else Pretend you forgot something

Arrive at the checkout at the same time as someone else  Pretend you forgot something   Socially Awkward Penguin

Think extremely intelligent and clean thoughts Just in case someone is reading my mind

Think extremely intelligent and clean thoughts  Just in case someone is reading my mind   Socially Awkward Penguin

write a comment figure out a better one 5 seconds after posting

write a comment figure out a better one 5 seconds after posting  Socially Awkward Penguin

sitting in silence waiting for class to start flicks through phone menu to look occupied

sitting in silence waiting for class to start flicks through phone menu to look occupied  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Today we'll be discussing the holocaust..." Laughs

Singing along with music in car Gets noticed, pretends to be on phone

Singing along with music in car Gets noticed, pretends to be on phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realizes January 18th is approaching Starts planning avoidance strategies

Realizes January 18th is approaching Starts planning avoidance strategies  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told to sign birthday card for grandma Signs first and last names

Told to sign birthday card for grandma  Signs first and last names   Socially Awkward Penguin

girl walks in on you making SAP meme quickly change tabs

girl walks in on you making SAP meme quickly change tabs  Socially Awkward Penguin
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