Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to kiss her hand kissed own instead!

Go to kiss her hand kissed own instead!  Socially Awkward Penguin

mentally prepare for minutes to shake someones hand hands get super sweaty 5 seconds before handshake

mentally prepare for minutes to shake someones hand  hands get super sweaty 5 seconds before handshake   Socially Awkward Penguin

claims not to be socially awkward is

claims not to be socially awkward is  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door for cute girl Ends up holding door for fifty people after that. ...dies...

Holds door for cute girl Ends up holding door for fifty people after that. ...dies...  Socially Awkward Penguin

excited to see a text message received on phone. Finds that it's just a low battery warning

excited to see a text message received on phone.
 Finds that it's just a low battery warning    Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to strike up conversation with a guy flirting with a girl

Try to strike up conversation with a guy flirting with a girl  Socially Awkward Penguin

Think up of a funny but brutish and mean story to tell to friends You're not the type of person that tells dirty stories in public

Think up of a funny but brutish and mean story to tell to friends You're not the type of person that tells dirty stories in public  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier wishes agood weekend replies: "Oh, is it Friday already?" on a saturday

Cashier wishes agood weekend replies:

early for class? hide in bathroom to avoid conversation

early for class? hide in bathroom to avoid conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

that awkward moment when you fart, but you actually shit yourself

that awkward moment when you fart, but you actually shit yourself    Socially Awkward Penguin
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