Socially Awkward Penguin

That Awkward moment When your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are a jerk

That Awkward moment  When your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are a jerk    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Here you are, Enjoy your dinner" "You too"

Can speak mandarin Too nervous to actually talk to random chinese people i encounter

Can speak mandarin Too nervous to actually talk to random chinese people i encounter    Socially Awkward Penguin

tells mean blonde joke at lunch notices afterwards that everyone at the table are blondes

tells mean blonde joke at lunch notices afterwards that everyone at the table are blondes     Socially Awkward Penguin

26 Years old oh fuck, is she gonna card me? I think she's carding me. Ok act natural.

26 Years old  oh fuck, is she gonna card me?  I think she's carding me. Ok act natural.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hangs out With friends Doesn't talk to anyone

Hangs out With friends   Doesn't talk to anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

A couple starts walking in front of me Stops in the corner and waits for them to go so they don't think I'm following them

A couple starts walking in front of me Stops in the corner and waits for them to go so they don't think I'm following them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets something on grocery list Picks different cashier next time through

Forgets something on 
grocery list Picks different cashier next time through  Socially Awkward Penguin

Greets strangers with handshakes Never remembers the names

Greets strangers with handshakes Never remembers the names  Socially Awkward Penguin

Like French history Name reddit account after famous french historical figure instead of clever internet reference

Like French history  Name reddit account after famous french historical figure instead of clever internet reference   Socially Awkward Penguin
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