Socially Awkward Penguin

sets alarm for 5am workout wakes up at 4:59am

sets alarm for 5am workout wakes up at 4:59am  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with cute girl in class scans the rest of the room to make it seem accidental.

Makes eye contact with cute girl in class scans the rest of the room to make it seem accidental.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into a store and orders something from the person across the counter Ended up on wrong side of the counter and was talking to another customer

Walks into a store and orders something from the person across the counter Ended up on wrong side of the counter and was talking to another customer    Socially Awkward Penguin

Elderly woman jokingly asks if she needs to prove her age for our senior discount. "No, You're good."

Elderly woman jokingly asks if she needs to prove her age for our senior discount.

"Hey, you've got a little schmutz on your forehead" ASH WEDNESDAY

Accidentally shines flashlight in eyes, has to sit down for a little In the middle of home depot

Accidentally shines flashlight in eyes, has to sit down for a little In the middle of home depot  Socially Awkward Penguin

FACETIMING LOOKING AT YOURSELF THE WHOLE TIME

FACETIMING LOOKING AT YOURSELF THE WHOLE TIME  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting with a female co-worker boner

Texting with a female co-worker boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Could probably run and still catch the bus before it goes No Chance

Could probably run and still catch the bus before it goes No Chance  Socially Awkward Penguin
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