Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends hour drawing Link's master sword Ends up looking like deformed penis.

Spends hour drawing Link's master sword Ends up looking like deformed penis.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins Reddit Afraid of Rejection Doesn't Post

Joins Reddit Afraid of Rejection
Doesn't Post  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees crush walking ahead Drastically reduces walking speed so doesn't have to pass her

sees crush walking ahead Drastically reduces walking speed so doesn't have to pass her  Socially Awkward Penguin

got hit on at gym too embarrassed to go back

got hit on at gym too embarrassed to go back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Means to say "eject" to a customer instead says "ejaculate"

Means to say

pull into McD's drive-thru & notice they have an outside order taker drives to another mcdonald's

pull into McD's drive-thru & notice they have an outside order taker drives to another mcdonald's  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays Cod.

Plays Cod.   Socially Awkward Penguin

cringes when people say aer LINGUS

cringes when people say aer LINGUS  Socially Awkward Penguin

new post gets 1 downvote take it down

new post gets 1 downvote take it down  Socially Awkward Penguin

only the middle urinal is free guess I'll just wash my hands

only the middle urinal is free guess I'll just wash my hands  Socially Awkward Penguin
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