Socially Awkward Penguin

HAVE TO GET DRUNK TO MUSTER COURAGE FOR FIRST POST

HAVE TO GET DRUNK TO MUSTER COURAGE FOR FIRST POST  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact with random girl in restaurant Don't know how to smile back

Make eye contact with random girl in restaurant Don't know how to smile back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a few people waiting for elevator takes stairs

Sees a few people waiting for elevator takes stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees person he knows a few yards ahead walks at an unreasonably slow pace so he doesn't catch up

Sees person he knows a few yards ahead walks at an unreasonably slow pace so he doesn't catch up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not doing well in school because he's a lazy college senior avoids lazy college senior memes because they make him feel guilty

Not doing well in school because he's a lazy college senior avoids lazy college senior memes because they make him feel guilty  Socially Awkward Penguin

UNLOCKS AND OPENS BEDROOM DOOR IN ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT SO NOBODY HEARS THE DOOR WAS LOCKED

UNLOCKS AND OPENS BEDROOM DOOR IN ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT SO NOBODY HEARS THE DOOR WAS LOCKED  Socially Awkward Penguin

has to poop, but roommate has friend over holds it

has to poop, but roommate has friend over holds it  Socially Awkward Penguin

MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW CHANGE BIRTHDAY IN FACEBOOK TO A WEEK AGO

MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW
 CHANGE BIRTHDAY IN FACEBOOK TO A WEEK AGO  Socially Awkward Penguin

Science Major

Science  Major  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally works up the courage to post on reddit, and gets one bad comment Deletes account

Finally works up the courage to post on reddit, and gets one bad comment Deletes account  Socially Awkward Penguin
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