Socially Awkward Penguin

Is hungry Ate breakfast 5 minutes ago

Is hungry Ate breakfast 5 minutes ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

I lift the toilet seat up after pooping so the person who goes in after me doesn't think i was pooping

I lift the toilet seat up after pooping so the person who goes in after me doesn't think i was pooping  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to high-five misses by a mile

tries to high-five misses by a mile  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute boy asks to dance Oh, it's my friend's boyfriend

Cute boy asks to dance Oh, it's my friend's boyfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl invites me over to study on a friday night I don't want to study on the weekend--i'd better tell her i'm sick

Hot girl invites me over to study on a friday night I don't want to study on the weekend--i'd better tell her i'm sick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone called "My answering machine was broken"

Sees someone called

cute girl in library stops me, adresses me by name and starts asking me questions cant remember who she is or where we met

cute girl in library stops me, adresses me by name and starts asking me questions cant remember who she is or where we met  Socially Awkward Penguin

i buy tickets to civil rights events because i feel bad that im white

i buy tickets to civil rights events because i feel bad that im white  Socially Awkward Penguin

Aren't sure if someone is hitting on you, or just being nice has an anxiety attack because you don't know how to respond

Aren't sure if someone is hitting on you, or just being nice has an anxiety attack because you don't know how to respond  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to locate straw in drink Stabs himself in the eye with the straw

Tries to locate straw in drink Stabs himself in the eye with the straw  Socially Awkward Penguin
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