Socially Awkward Penguin

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention  Socially Awkward Penguin

only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night  Socially Awkward Penguin

get-together with extended family no one to talk to

get-together with extended family no one to talk to  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'm glad I could help you, and thank you for calling American Express today." "You're welcome."

Cooking food in break room microwave Check food and still cold. Don't finish cooking because there is a line behind you.

Cooking food in break room microwave Check food and still cold. Don't finish cooking because there is a line behind you.  Socially Awkward Penguin

comes up with a new advice animal agonizes over wording, then doesn't submit it

comes up with a new advice animal agonizes over wording, then doesn't submit it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Couldn't stop staring at new holo manicure Walked into a bench

Couldn't stop staring at new holo manicure Walked into a bench  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't understand subject of discussion Agrees

Doesn't understand subject of discussion Agrees  Socially Awkward Penguin

somebody bumps into you SAY SORRY

somebody bumps into you SAY SORRY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leaves Sally Beauty Supply without buying anything worries store keeper thinks I've stolen something.

Leaves Sally Beauty Supply  without buying anything worries store keeper thinks I've stolen something.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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