Socially Awkward Penguin

Too weird to hang out with the normal kids Too normal to hang out with the weird kids Too dumb to understand everyone's human and I'm a judgmental asshole

Too weird to hang out with the normal kids  Too normal to hang out with the weird kids Too dumb to understand everyone's human and I'm a judgmental asshole  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is asked how university is going... brain can't choose between tough and difficult Answer: "Oh it's toughicult!"

Is asked how university is going...  brain can't choose between tough and difficult Answer:

Thanks for coming! You too!

Thanks for coming! You too!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Movie attendant: "Enjoy your movie" "Thanks! You too!"

Movie attendant:

Actually read for seminar still doesn't talk

Actually read for seminar still doesn't talk    Socially Awkward Penguin

Chews Tobacco Drinks from the wrong bottle

Chews Tobacco Drinks from the wrong bottle  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looking at girl's facebook profile accidentally like her status damn damn damn

Looking at girl's facebook profile accidentally like her status
damn damn damn  Socially Awkward Penguin

Operator says cab will be there in 10 mins "Bye I love you!"

Operator says cab will be there in 10 mins

Go to silent public bathroom wait until there is enough background noise to poo

Go to silent public bathroom wait until there is enough background noise to poo  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fall in love with girl Find out you're friend zoned because she's a lesbian.

Fall in love with girl Find out you're friend zoned because she's a lesbian.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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