Socially Awkward Penguin

friend see's you pick your nose laugh, and pretend you dont have that huge booger on your finger

friend see's you pick your nose laugh, and pretend you dont have that huge booger on your finger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enjoying an Enya song on your ipod when a girl asks you what you are listening to it's Jay-Z

Enjoying an Enya song on your ipod when a girl asks you what you are listening to it's Jay-Z  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into work at the same time as someone else Pretends to forget something in car to avoid human contact

walks into work at the same time as someone else Pretends to forget something in car to avoid human contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Are you sexually active?" Doctor "...kinda."

Finally comfortable after 10 years to let in-laws know what you like to do (look at memes) they ask if you are on drugs

Finally comfortable after 10 years to let in-laws know what you like to do (look at memes) they ask if you are on drugs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Amanda is online. Say hey. Amanda is now offline.

Amanda is online. Say hey. Amanda is now offline.  Socially Awkward Penguin

tires to poop in toilet, farts tries to fart in class, poops

tires to poop in toilet, 
farts tries to fart in class, poops  Socially Awkward Penguin

100% straight wears khaki shorts

100% straight wears khaki shorts  Socially Awkward Penguin

See little person act like they don't exist so they don't think you are staring at them

See little person act like they don't exist so they don't think you are staring at them  Socially Awkward Penguin

wash clothes at laundromat dont take out clothes until everyone gone

wash clothes at laundromat dont take out clothes until everyone gone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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