Socially Awkward Penguin

Thanks for calling Porter Airlines, have a good flight You too

Thanks for calling Porter Airlines, have a good flight You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Drop Off Rent Payment Landlords are Home

Goes to Drop Off Rent Payment Landlords are Home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Recognizes the song on the radio Never mind, thought it was a Weird Al song

Recognizes the song on the radio Never mind, thought it was a Weird Al song  Socially Awkward Penguin

Movie Theater attendant: Enjoy the show Me: You too!

Movie Theater attendant: Enjoy the show Me: You too!  Socially Awkward Penguin

DOES THAT "I AM PREGNANT" THING TO A RANDOM NUMBER SEND A SECOND MAIL WITH "SORRY, WRONG NUMBER"

DOES THAT

Found a girl I like. Found a green condom in that girl on St.Patty's day. KEEPER!

Found a girl I like. Found a green condom in that girl on St.Patty's day. KEEPER!  Socially Awkward Penguin

comes to a bar drunk its poetry slam night

comes to a bar drunk its poetry slam night  Socially Awkward Penguin

Good looking girl has a nice conversation with him Faps over her for the next year

Good looking girl has a nice conversation with him  Faps over her for the next year  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says "I like your hair cut it's so soft" I say... "I'll show you something soft"

Girlfriend says

Glances at wall clock Person standing near clock thinks you're looking at them

Glances at wall clock Person standing near clock thinks you're looking at them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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