Socially Awkward Penguin

End up in conversation with someone I don't really know Tell life story to avoid awkward silences

End up in conversation with someone I don't really know Tell life story to avoid awkward silences  Socially Awkward Penguin

teacher says no questions until the end pisses pants because he couldn't ask to go to the bathroom

teacher says no questions until the end pisses pants because he couldn't ask to go to the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wife has book club meeting Hides in back room of house with laptop

Wife has book club meeting Hides in back room of house with laptop  Socially Awkward Penguin

GOES TO ATM greets atm like it's a person

GOES TO ATM greets atm like it's a person    Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at toilet looks like I'm laughing at my penis

Remembers joke at toilet looks like I'm laughing at my  penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

CREATES ORIGINAL, BRILLIANT AND THOUGHTFUL PENGUIN MEME SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WORDING BECOMES CULTURAL PHENOMENON

CREATES ORIGINAL, BRILLIANT AND THOUGHTFUL PENGUIN MEME SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WORDING BECOMES CULTURAL PHENOMENON  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking towards someone in a corridor Switches sides when they do

Walking towards someone in a corridor Switches sides when they do  Socially Awkward Penguin

eats chilli and then goes to cinema. looks like I'm panting about the fat guy sitting in front of me

eats chilli and then goes to cinema.
 looks like I'm panting about the fat guy sitting in front of me
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post a popular /r/philosophy thread to Facebook 0 likes

Post a popular /r/philosophy thread to Facebook 0 likes  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees a photo of himself jerks off of it

sees a photo of himself jerks off of it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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