Socially Awkward Penguin

See people walking towards you, crosses road. They cross too.

See people walking towards you, crosses road. They cross too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

hot college girls next door knock on your door to invite you to a sexy halloween party don't answer the door and play xbox alone

hot college girls next door knock on your door to invite you to a sexy halloween party don't answer the door and play xbox alone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trashy neighbor smoking on front steps drive past house and circle neighborhood for ten minutes

Trashy neighbor smoking on 
front steps drive past house and circle neighborhood for ten minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend tells you to come over ASAP Come over A SAP

Friend tells you to come over ASAP Come over A  SAP  Socially Awkward Penguin

New co-worker says hi and knows your name "Hey man"

New co-worker says hi and knows your name

no one in break room huge sigh of relief

no one in break room huge sigh of relief  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stare for hours at tray of cookies at party Physically cannot take one until someone else does

Stare for hours at tray of cookies at party Physically cannot take one until someone else does  Socially Awkward Penguin

REFERRED FRIEND FOR A JOB AT MY COMPANY -- ACCIDENTALLY REFERRED MYSELF GETS EMAIL THAT SAYS I AM NOT A GOOD FIT FOR THE COMPANY

REFERRED FRIEND FOR A JOB AT MY COMPANY -- ACCIDENTALLY REFERRED MYSELF GETS EMAIL THAT SAYS I AM NOT A GOOD FIT FOR THE COMPANY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter at mexican restaurant brings more chips but i'm full eat some anyway so i don't offend him

Waiter at mexican restaurant brings more chips but i'm full eat some anyway so i don't offend him  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks crush out, gets rejected 10 years later still brooding over it, cringes at what should have been said to change current situation

asks crush out, gets rejected 10 years later still brooding over it, cringes at what should have been said to change current situation  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!