Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to walk past a long line of cars. Gets out phone and pretends to be busy on it.

Has to walk past a long line of cars. Gets out phone and pretends to be busy on it.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs a massage But is scared that all the massage parlors in town are actually brothels

Needs a massage But is scared that all the massage parlors in town are actually brothels   Socially Awkward Penguin

is asked to take group photo takes video

is asked to take group photo   takes video  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting new friend. wait a few minutes to reply; dont seem desperate Forgets and remembers 5 hours later

Texting new friend. wait a few minutes to reply; dont seem desperate Forgets and remembers 5 hours later  Socially Awkward Penguin

When the cashier at the shops take so long that you have to walk away But you do so feeling as if it was your fault they were slow

When the cashier at the shops take so long that you have to walk away But you do so feeling as if it was your fault they were slow  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too black for white Too white for black

Too black for white Too white for black  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to flirt with a girl 'So do you like stuff?'

Tries to flirt with a girl 'So do you like stuff?'  Socially Awkward Penguin

In a rare moment of bravado, warns others of ice on stairs slips and falls

In a rare moment of bravado,
 warns others of ice on stairs slips and falls    Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers awesome joke during funeral!

Remembers awesome joke during funeral!  Socially Awkward Penguin
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