Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks if you have any kids "No way! I mean, not that I know of" to let her know I'm not a virgin

Hot girl asks if you have any kids

"Sorry bro I really can't make it to your wedding.." "That girls a B****! Next wedding bro"

Turns to customer and points out how miserable the last customer was, Customer says "That's was my mum".

Turns to customer and points out how miserable the last customer was, Customer says

When you dont turn on a light when you go into your room to get somthing really fast...... Then you turn it on while your walking out beacuse your used to turning it off....

When you dont turn on a light when you go into your room to get somthing really fast...... Then you turn it on while your walking out beacuse your used to turning it off....  Socially Awkward Penguin

suddenly laughs out awkwardly high, room mates heard it clearly fake laughs in deeper pitch afterwards

suddenly laughs out awkwardly high, room mates heard it clearly fake laughs in deeper pitch afterwards  Socially Awkward Penguin

keeps promising update keep delaying it on Aeria Style!

keeps promising update keep delaying it on Aeria Style!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesnt know how to end presentation "So...um...Yeah."

Doesnt know how to end presentation

asks for no pickles on sandwich, gets pickles, goes on a murderous rampage.

asks for no pickles on sandwich, gets pickles, goes on a murderous rampage.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Clerk: have a nice day, sir! me: "take it"

Clerk:  have a nice day, sir! me:

Someones coming to my house to fix treadmill Better have i drink so i can talk to them

Someones coming to my house to fix treadmill Better have i drink so i can talk to them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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