Socially Awkward Penguin

Old man with alzheimer's mistakes me for his brother Play Along to avoid confrontation

Old man with alzheimer's mistakes me for his brother Play Along to avoid confrontation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits by the door for pizza Goes to another room to make look like I'm busy.

Waits by the door for pizza Goes to another room to make look like I'm busy.   Socially Awkward Penguin

"You don't have to apologize all the time" "Sorry"

See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.

See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally tweet "Obama is dead!" Delete Twitter, Facebook, and consider moving.

Accidentally tweet

JOIN meetup groups never go

JOIN meetup groups never go  Socially Awkward Penguin

wake up to the sound of all 4 roommates in the kitchen sleep another hour

wake up to the sound of all 4 roommates in the kitchen sleep another hour  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute boy sits at your table in an area full of empty ones leaves this open while in bathroom hoping he'll look at my computer

cute boy sits at your table in an area full of empty ones leaves this open while in bathroom hoping he'll look at my computer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes upstairs and sees Bob's hot 19 year old twin sisters lying on the bed. Gets Slippers.

Goes upstairs and sees Bob's hot 19 year old twin sisters lying on the bed. 
Gets Slippers.  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl i like comes up to give me a hug in the hallway accidentally punched her in the face

girl i like comes up to give me a hug in the hallway accidentally punched her in the face   Socially Awkward Penguin
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