Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses SAP as Steam Profile Picture Can't think of funny thing to say

Uses SAP as Steam Profile Picture Can't think of funny thing to say  Socially Awkward Penguin

got new job and they didn't say what the salary is doesn't ask what it is out of fear of seeming greedy

got new job and they didn't say what the salary is doesn't ask what it is out of fear of seeming greedy  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to sneeze in a tissue snots on shirt

tries to sneeze in a tissue snots on shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds nothing worth buying at the supermarket the heart is racing at the exit because looks like thief.

Finds nothing worth buying at the supermarket the heart is racing at the exit because looks like thief.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at bakery counter How's your meat pie?

Cute girl at bakery counter How's your meat pie?  Socially Awkward Penguin

REMEMBERS SOMETHING I NEEDED TO DO IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION MAKES VISUAL CUES WHILE TURNING AROUND SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY

REMEMBERS SOMETHING I NEEDED TO DO IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION MAKES VISUAL CUES WHILE TURNING AROUND SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY  Socially Awkward Penguin

says thank you after i do something for her 'nope'

says thank you after i do something for her 'nope'  Socially Awkward Penguin

notice driving 5mph under goes 5 over to make up for it

notice driving 5mph under   goes 5 over to make up for it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gotta poop, sees someone else in a stall "i can hold it"

Gotta poop, sees someone else in a stall

Sneeze twice in a row and people say Bless you both times Hold back third sneeze so they don't feel compelled to say it again

Sneeze twice in a row and people say Bless you both times Hold back third sneeze so they don't feel compelled to say it again  Socially Awkward Penguin
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