Socially Awkward Penguin

Never leaves the house depressed at having no girlfriend

Never leaves the house depressed at having no girlfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Grab my mommy's hand at the department store. Not my mommy

Grab my mommy's hand at the department store. Not my mommy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes on diet mom bakes and friends have a party

Goes on diet mom bakes and friends have a party  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks through automatic door "Thanks"

Walks through automatic door

Orthodontist!

 Orthodontist!  Socially Awkward Penguin

local news station says to remain indoors yeah, i think i can manage that

local news station says to remain indoors yeah, i think i can manage that  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leaves Mom a voicemail on the way to his therapy appointment, Doesn't hang up properly and records entire session about how she ruined his life.

Leaves Mom a voicemail on the way to his therapy appointment, Doesn't hang up properly and records entire session about  how she ruined his life.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking Towards Girl Freaks Out and walks other way

Walking Towards Girl Freaks Out and walks other way  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally joins reddit to share wit panic attack when time comes to post

 finally joins reddit to share wit panic attack when time comes to post  Socially Awkward Penguin

That awkward moment when girls think you're checking them out But you're actually staring at their cute dogs

That awkward moment when
 girls think you're checking them out But you're actually staring at their cute dogs  Socially Awkward Penguin
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