Socially Awkward Penguin

Attends large new year's eve celebration walks around for 30 minutes without speaking to a soul before going home and going to bed

Attends large new year's eve celebration walks around for 30 minutes without speaking to a soul before going home and going to bed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Look so pathetic that girls ask you to dance on new years Walk away before they are ready

Look so pathetic that girls ask you to dance on new years Walk away before they are ready  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend driving doesn't seem to notice car in front has stopped start praying

friend driving doesn't seem to notice car in front has stopped start praying  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl scouts selling cookies at grocery store entrance Try to sneak around them

Girl scouts selling cookies at grocery store entrance Try to sneak around them  Socially Awkward Penguin

go up to the front of the classroom to pass paper in have to go sit back down with your paper because the teacher's collecting it

go up to the front of the classroom to pass paper in have to go sit back down with your paper because the teacher's collecting it  Socially Awkward Penguin

runny nose during exam breathe through mouth for next 80 minutes

runny nose during exam breathe through mouth for next 80 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you for choosing Cinema X, enjoy your movie." "you too"

Fast food cashier forgets cup says nothing

Fast food cashier forgets cup says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

feels embarrassed hearing someone else fart pretends to not have heard it

feels embarrassed hearing someone else fart pretends to not have heard it  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Do you want to make out a time for us to go over the syllabus?"

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