Socially Awkward Penguin

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Sees someone post something clever and smart on Facebook Waits 20 minutes to like it so he doesn't seem weird

Sees someone post something clever and smart on Facebook Waits 20 minutes to like it so he doesn't seem weird  Socially Awkward Penguin

lost virginity to tron:legacy soundtrack by choice

lost virginity to tron:legacy soundtrack by choice  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trys to make a meme Fucks up the title

Trys to make a meme Fucks up the title  Socially Awkward Penguin

Server asks what i want on my salad at chipotle lettuce

Server asks what i want on my salad at chipotle lettuce   Socially Awkward Penguin

bum asking for change at the intersection please turn green, please turn green, please turn green

bum asking for change at the intersection please turn green, please turn green, please turn green  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone else farts at a party you try to determine how you would act if it wasn't you

someone else farts at a party you try to determine how you would act if it wasn't you  Socially Awkward Penguin

has to poo but the stall is occupied struggles through a pee at the urinal instead

has to poo but the stall is occupied struggles through a pee at the urinal instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wears a fedora

 Wears a fedora   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl drunk texts me saturday night already asleep with phone on silent

Cute girl drunk texts me saturday night already asleep with phone on silent  Socially Awkward Penguin
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