Socially Awkward Penguin

Have 54 mutual friends on Facebook hesitate to 'add as friend'

Have 54 mutual friends on Facebook  hesitate to 
'add as friend'   Socially Awkward Penguin

orders a large drink receives a small and proceeds to drink it

orders a large drink receives a small and proceeds to drink it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Rewrites comment several times before posting. Doesn't post it.

Rewrites comment several times before posting. Doesn't post it.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bellhop says enjoy your stay you too

Bellhop says enjoy your stay you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

opened a can of coke splashed on my date

opened a can of coke splashed on my date  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes a meme comic don't post because you can't figure out which subreddit to put it under

Makes a meme comic don't post because you can't figure out which subreddit to put it under  Socially Awkward Penguin

store doesn't have a self-checkout lane? Leave, buy condoms somewhere else

store doesn't have a 
self-checkout lane? Leave, buy condoms somewhere else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says "Im Wet" Asks how her shower was.

Girl says

Is hungry but roommate has guests over Doesn't eat

Is hungry but roommate has guests over Doesn't eat  Socially Awkward Penguin

is about to turn into driveway, see's neighbors just getting out of their car drives off to circle the neighborhood instead so as to avoid conversation

is about to turn into driveway, see's neighbors just getting out of their car drives off to circle the neighborhood instead so as to avoid conversation   Socially Awkward Penguin
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