Socially Awkward Penguin

"wait, that's not sugar!" it's ok, i like salty coffee

Shake hands with black person petting zoo

Shake hands with black
person petting zoo  Socially Awkward Penguin

See hickey on Quincy's neck Pretend its purple marker

See hickey on Quincy's neck Pretend its purple marker  Socially Awkward Penguin

know exactly how you want your haircut when hairdresser asks - say nothing

know exactly how you want your haircut when hairdresser asks - say nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone's walking your way in the hallway can't decide which side to move to

Someone's walking your way in the hallway can't decide which side to move to  Socially Awkward Penguin

say something out loud nobody says anything

say something out loud nobody says anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Clap during a musical the song wasn't over

Clap during a musical the song wasn't over  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl at party seems interested, start drinking to calm nerves Tell her "i love you" with much of 4th and 5th drink on shirt, girl goes to bathroom and never comes back

Girl at party seems interested, start drinking to calm nerves Tell her

See someone you know from behind. Run up and say hi. It wasn't them

See someone you know from behind. Run up and say hi. It wasn't them  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl sat next to me on plane didn't say a world the whole flight asks her if its her first time in the USA in the customs line for US citizens

cute girl sat next to me on plane didn't say a world the whole flight asks her if its her first time in the USA in the customs line for US citizens  Socially Awkward Penguin
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