Socially Awkward Penguin

Random Indian walks through a New Jersey gas station "Full it up regular please"

Random Indian walks through a New Jersey gas station

Telling a hysterical joke Forgets the punchline and tries to make one up

Telling a hysterical joke Forgets the punchline and tries to make one up  Socially Awkward Penguin

starts to ask co-worker if he'd like to come get lunch with me instead, asks if he would like to come on me

starts to ask co-worker if he'd like to come get lunch with me instead, asks if he would like to come on me  Socially Awkward Penguin

we seem to agree on everything better lie and disagree on something so you don't think i'm lying

we seem to agree on everything better lie and disagree on something so you don't think i'm lying  Socially Awkward Penguin

first post on reddit sweaty palms and the jitters

first post on reddit sweaty palms and the jitters  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to type reddit to show mom something funny I saw earlier. Hit enter before realizing Redtube was auto-filled.

Try to type reddit to show mom something funny I saw earlier. Hit enter before realizing Redtube was auto-filled.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a joke Everyone laughs because they thought you said something else

Make a joke Everyone laughs because they thought you said something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Saw ex-gf in line at coffee shop Hid in bathroom for 10 minutes

Saw ex-gf in line at coffee shop Hid in bathroom for 10 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Housemate has friends over Pee in bottle to avoid making social interaction

Housemate has friends over Pee in bottle to avoid making social interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Read what was on her shirt She thought I was staring at her boobs

Read what was on her shirt She thought I was staring at her boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin
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