Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks woman when she's due She's not pregnant.

Asks woman when she's due She's not pregnant.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Invited to neighbors party as I arrive home Hide in my apartment and pretend I'm not home

Invited to neighbors party as I arrive home Hide in my apartment and pretend I'm not home  Socially Awkward Penguin

rubs elbow on table makes fart noise tries to make noise again to prove it was fake

rubs elbow on table
makes fart noise tries to make noise again
to prove it was fake  Socially Awkward Penguin

you are.... cunt

you are.... cunt  Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks of something funny but instead all that comes out is gibberish

thinks of something funny but instead all that comes out is         gibberish 
  Socially Awkward Penguin

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually believe what you are saying

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually believe what you are saying  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

about to pee at girlfriends house and notice pee on the seat Clean up someone elses pee so nobody thinks it was me

about to pee at girlfriends house and notice pee on the seat Clean up someone elses pee so nobody thinks it was me  Socially Awkward Penguin

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "YOU TOO"

Cashier at theatre says "Enjoy Your Movie" "You too"

Cashier at theatre says
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