Socially Awkward Penguin

A mom tells me "good luck" "you too"

A mom tells me

ROAD CURVES SIGNALS FOR TURN

ROAD CURVES  SIGNALS FOR TURN   Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't remember the person's name asks "so, how do you spell your name?"

Can't remember the person's name asks

is masturbating in public restroom and someone comes in Stops and waits until person leaves to finish

is masturbating in public restroom and someone comes in Stops and waits until person leaves to finish  Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts in a Car full of people waits for someone to open a window so that no one thinks it's you

Farts in a Car full of people waits for someone to open a window so that no one thinks it's you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls off a silent fart in public reeks like burned popcorn

Pulls off a silent fart in public reeks like burned popcorn  Socially Awkward Penguin

loses his own cellphone Apologizes to the person who found it

loses his own cellphone Apologizes to the person who found it  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to wake says "congratulations"

goes to wake says

"Hey man, how are you doing?" "Hey... (fucking nothing)... yourself?"

Pizza delivery guy says, "Thanks for the tip!" Replies with "you too!"

Pizza delivery guy says,
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