Socially Awkward Penguin

Person asks for directions Blind lady next to me gives better directions

Person asks for directions Blind lady next to me gives better directions  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wear headphones so people don't talk to me Not listening to anything in case someone is talking about me

Wear headphones so people don't talk to me Not listening to anything in case someone is talking about me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls out cellphone too look busy get paranoid that they saw you not doing anything

Pulls out cellphone too look busy get paranoid that they saw you not doing anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking to work today, the garbage man asks, "How are you today?" "Good Morning!"

Walking to work today, the garbage man asks,

automatic door opens for you "thanks"

automatic door opens for you

attractive person expresses interest looks away and feigns disinterest

attractive person expresses interest looks away and feigns disinterest  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy your flight!" "Thanks, you too!"

friend turn volume up on stereo Immediately thinks "yes, now we don't have to talk"

friend turn volume up on stereo Immediately thinks

Cashier lane with nobody else there wait in line for self-checkout

Cashier lane with nobody else there wait in line for self-checkout  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts a link at 2am remembers everyone is asleep

Posts a link at 2am remembers everyone is asleep  Socially Awkward Penguin
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