Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees High school teacher at store OH GOD NO

Sees High school teacher at store  OH GOD NO  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss asks me if I play fantasy football "I used to but I quit after I broke my foot"

Boss asks me if I play fantasy football

Cashier tells me to enjoy my meal "You too"

Cashier tells me to enjoy my meal

presses button to stop bus at the wrong stop gets off the bus anyway

presses button to stop bus at the wrong stop gets off the bus anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

WEnt to the far end of the restaurant to use the restroom had to walk by my table after realizing it was on the other end of the restaurant

WEnt to the far end of the restaurant to use the restroom   had to walk by my table after realizing it was on the other end of the restaurant       Socially Awkward Penguin

"I hope your enjoying your vacation" "I'm out of town for a funeral"

Drinks beer to be more sociable on reddit

Drinks beer to be more sociable on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looks at chicks arse Continues looking in same direction to not arouse suspicion

Looks at chicks arse Continues looking in same direction to not arouse suspicion  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl waves at me pretend she's waving to someone behind me and keep walking

girl waves at me pretend she's waving to someone behind me and keep walking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Read Business Cat out loud to your friends and laugh No one is listening

Read Business Cat out loud to your friends and laugh No one is listening  Socially Awkward Penguin
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