Socially Awkward Penguin

Offered A Lap Dance at a Party Declines

Offered A Lap Dance at a Party Declines  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attendant at the ticket counter at the airport after I checked in: "Have a great flight!" Thanks, you too!

Attendant at the ticket counter at the airport after I checked in:

Hey, I'm pretty sure i recognize that person Better avoid making eye contact or speaking to them at all cost.

Hey, I'm pretty sure i recognize that person Better avoid making eye contact or speaking to them at all cost.  Socially Awkward Penguin

German Foreign exchange student asks what the movie is about "this is what your people did to the jews"

German Foreign exchange student asks what the movie is about

sorry i cant come to your wedding maybe next time

sorry i cant come to your wedding  maybe next time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Excuse me ma'am, would you like a hand?

Excuse me ma'am, would you like a hand?  Socially Awkward Penguin

GIRL TELLS ME HER PARENTS ARE DIVORCED "THAT'S NICE."

GIRL TELLS ME HER PARENTS ARE DIVORCED

Catch an attractive woman's eye in a club Move quickly to the other side of the dance floor so she doesn't think I'm a creep

Catch an attractive woman's eye in a club Move quickly to the other side of the dance floor so she doesn't think I'm a creep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys a condom, a titty mag, some lube, some tissues, and a birthday card.

Buys a condom, a titty mag, some lube, some tissues, and a birthday card.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Compliments a girl Appologizes afterwards

Compliments a girl Appologizes afterwards  Socially Awkward Penguin
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