Socially Awkward Penguin

no free seats in college canteen eat food outside next class

 no free seats in college canteen eat food outside next class  Socially Awkward Penguin

i don't always make jokes about down syndrome but when i do it's always around my friend with a down syndrome sister

i don't always make jokes about down syndrome   but when i do  it's always around my friend  with a down syndrome sister   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking perpendicular to someone changes pace to avoid collision

Walking perpendicular to someone changes pace to avoid collision   Socially Awkward Penguin

at subway "I'd like a footlong italian bmt on a footlong"

at subway

only makes eye contact with animals

only makes eye contact with animals  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realizes he is a popular meme on the internet immediately calls up to cancel his internet subscription

Realizes he is a popular meme on the internet immediately calls up to cancel his internet subscription   Socially Awkward Penguin

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner Nobody Notices

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner
Nobody Notices  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to interrupt someone while they're reading Try to guess when they've just finished a paragraph

Has to interrupt someone while they're reading Try to guess when they've just finished a paragraph  Socially Awkward Penguin

I was homeschooled "that explains a lot"

I was homeschooled

Walking home late at night, passes a cop on the sidewalk "morning officer"

Walking home late at night,
passes a cop on the sidewalk
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