Socially Awkward Penguin

Got my record for Karma up votes on a comment about puking up spaghetti

Got my record for Karma up votes on a comment about puking up spaghetti  Socially Awkward Penguin

Checks phone during awkward silence to look social Checks reddit

Checks phone during awkward silence to look social Checks reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend returns after 2 week leave. "We thought you died or something." "My dad did."

Friend returns after 2 week leave.

About to pass someone walking the opposite direction on the sidewalk Pull out my phone and pretend to be busy to avoid eye contact

About to pass someone walking the opposite direction on the sidewalk Pull out my phone and pretend to be busy to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl tries to speak in your mother tongue "you have a very weird accent"

cute girl tries to speak in your mother tongue

Accidentally Suggest renting a movie From redtube instead of red box

Accidentally Suggest renting a movie From redtube instead of red box  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texts girl and doesn't get instant reply I better not text again I don't want to look desperate

Texts girl and doesn't get instant reply I better not text again I don't want to look desperate  Socially Awkward Penguin

blind woman asks me where the washroom is point and say "oh it's just over there"

blind woman asks me where the washroom is point and say

"Hi, how are you" nothing much, just an other day.

Wears hoodie over ugly shirt Gets hot but won't take hoodie off

Wears hoodie over ugly shirt Gets hot but won't take hoodie off  Socially Awkward Penguin
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