Socially Awkward Penguin

Looking for something specific in store "No thanks, I'm just browsing"

Looking for something specific in store

FIRST TIME CUDDLING WITH GIRLFRIEND, no idea what to do *wake up* ah fuck i'm even a SAP in my dream. i dont have a girlfriend.

FIRST TIME CUDDLING WITH GIRLFRIEND, no idea what to do *wake up* ah fuck i'm even a SAP in my dream. i dont have a girlfriend.  Socially Awkward Penguin

your food will be right up you too

your food will be right up you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

spots a charity asking for donations at store entrance Rushes inside as soon as they are distracted by another customer

spots a charity asking for donations at store entrance Rushes inside as soon as they are distracted by another customer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shitting in public bathroom stall cough to let others know you are there

Shitting in public bathroom stall cough to let others know you are there  Socially Awkward Penguin

get laid freak out

get laid freak out  Socially Awkward Penguin

feels like a "white black guy" is always conscious of the way he talks in front of everyone

feels like a

Friends tells story you've already heard act surprised anyway

Friends tells story you've already heard act surprised anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

'Likes' a 'Rate-Me' status on Facebook Changes Profile Picture to your most attractive one for a better rating

'Likes' a 'Rate-Me' status on Facebook Changes Profile Picture to your most attractive one for a better rating  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meeting ends leg is asleep

Meeting ends leg is asleep  Socially Awkward Penguin
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