Socially Awkward Penguin

Overtakes someone on footpath Farts

Overtakes someone on footpath Farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

see someone you know while entering store - conversation win keep bumping into them

see someone you know while entering store - conversation win   keep bumping into them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says hi to random person Feels awkward afterwards

Says hi to random person Feels awkward afterwards   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to the movies, and ticket girl says, "enjoy the movie!" I respond with, "you too!"

Goes to the movies, and ticket girl says,

See's cute girl on subway Never looks in that direction again

See's cute girl on subway Never looks in that direction again    Socially Awkward Penguin

Avoids getting food That requires interacting with staff

Avoids getting food That requires interacting with staff  Socially Awkward Penguin

has to pass cute cashier to get to the elevator I think i'll take the stairs instead

has to pass cute cashier to get to the elevator I think i'll take the stairs instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Invited to hang out asks who else is there.

Invited to hang out asks who else is there.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Never Correct Professor saying name wrong Has Professor Next 3 Semesters

Never Correct Professor saying name wrong   Has Professor Next 3 Semesters  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spend an hour composing a thoughtful, heartfelt message Don't post it

Spend an hour composing a thoughtful, heartfelt message Don't post it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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