Socially Awkward Penguin

really annoyed by inconsiderate jerk who's texting while standing in everybody's way says nothing

really annoyed by inconsiderate jerk who's texting while standing in everybody's way says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes a shit at work Makes sure the bathroom is empty before getting out

Takes a shit at work Makes sure the bathroom is empty before getting out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget phone while pooping, can't browse reddit awkward silence with self.

Forget phone while pooping, can't browse reddit   awkward silence with self.   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Like" button broken on Facebook Comments, "____ likes this"

walking to class and the way is blocked by people talking turns around

walking to class and the way is blocked by people talking  turns around   Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl sits next to you at the bar spills drink on self

Girl sits next to you at the bar spills drink on self  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses restroom Turns on faucet to make others believe hands have been washed

Uses restroom Turns on faucet to make others believe hands have been washed    Socially Awkward Penguin

Real name is Fred, not Socially Awkward Penguin Too scared to correct the internet

Real name is Fred, not Socially Awkward Penguin Too scared to correct the internet    Socially Awkward Penguin

Complains about being home alone on Friday night Turns down offer to go out with friends

Complains about being home alone on Friday night Turns down offer to go out with friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy your movie" YOU TOO

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