Socially Awkward Penguin

Get scolded for apologizing to often "I'm sorry"

Get scolded for apologizing to often

HAVING SEX fart during orgasm

HAVING SEX fart during orgasm  Socially Awkward Penguin

WHO THE FUCK DO I BUY PRESENTS FOR

WHO THE FUCK
 DO I BUY PRESENTS FOR
  Socially Awkward Penguin

never plays his friends his favorite songs can't stand the awkward silence...

never plays his friends his favorite songs can't stand the awkward silence...   Socially Awkward Penguin

When you wake and bake and decide you want some burritos so you walk to your local taco bell Then you realize it's only 8:30 in the morning and taco bell doesn't open for another 3 hours, so you're currently standing in front of an empty building all by

When you wake and bake and decide you want some burritos so you walk to your local taco bell  Then you realize it's only 8:30 in the morning and taco bell doesn't open for another 3 hours, so you're currently standing in front of an empty building all by   Socially Awkward Penguin

tells off redditor in reply post edits post after realizing other redditor is new

tells off redditor in reply post edits post after realizing other redditor is new  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to post a funny comment on Facebook. Deletes comment after posting cause it might be too offensive.

Wants to post a funny comment on Facebook. Deletes comment after posting cause it might be too offensive.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Will my classmates start to hate me and call me a teacher's pet? Or will they hail me as a hero as I make the class move on and eliminate annoying silences?

Will my classmates start to hate me and call me a teacher's pet? Or will they hail me as a hero as I make the class move on and eliminate annoying silences?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go on quest for munchies, run into frient's mom Spend rest of night wondering whether she could tell

Go on quest for munchies, run into frient's mom Spend rest of night wondering whether she could tell  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thanksgiving dinner with the family Turkey and angry birds for me

Thanksgiving dinner with the family Turkey and angry birds for me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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