Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks by pretty girl Looks in the reflection of a store window to see if you looked handsome.

Walks by pretty girl Looks in the reflection of a store window to see if you looked handsome.  Socially Awkward Penguin

yes! sample day at the grocery store! "would you like to try a sample?" pretends to pick up something else nearby

yes! sample day at the grocery store!

She points out that you're very quiet you can't think of a response

She points out that you're very quiet you can't think of a response  Socially Awkward Penguin

That awkward moment when your eyes meet... with anyone

That awkward moment
 when your eyes meet... with anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

doctor: Let's check for hernia me: it's cold in here

doctor:  Let's check for hernia me:  it's cold in here  Socially Awkward Penguin

Loves subway avoids going due to extensive question-based ordering process

Loves subway avoids going due to extensive question-based ordering process  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knocks water bottle off table swats it across the room in an attempt to catch it

Knocks water bottle off table   swats it across the room in an attempt to catch it   Socially Awkward Penguin

Wanted a seat but a girl sat in the one right next to it Now I can't sit there or else she'll think i'm interested in her

Wanted a seat but a girl sat in the one right next to it Now I can't sit there or else she'll think i'm interested in her   Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to grind with cute girl at the club accidentally says "do you want me in you?"

wants to grind with cute girl at the club accidentally says

"Welcome to Petsmart" "you too"

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