Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts conversation with crush oh my god i'm so desperate

Starts conversation with crush oh my god i'm so desperate  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl sits near you *farts*

Hot girl sits near you *farts*  Socially Awkward Penguin

mishears what you said laughs anyway

mishears what you said laughs anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say goodbye after talking to someone Walk away in the same direction.

Say goodbye after talking to someone Walk away in the same direction.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leave Girl's house, fart the entire way home Forgot to drop her off

Leave Girl's house, fart the entire way home Forgot to drop her off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make joke about ugly girl in the corner To her cousin...oops

Make joke about ugly girl in the corner To her cousin...oops  Socially Awkward Penguin

AT CHECKOUT OF SUPERMARKET GO TO CASH REGISTER WITH UGLIEST PERSON

AT CHECKOUT OF SUPERMARKET GO TO CASH REGISTER WITH UGLIEST PERSON  Socially Awkward Penguin

RISK OF GETTING ACCIDENTALLY CALLED ON IS TOO DAMN HIGH

RISK OF GETTING ACCIDENTALLY CALLED ON IS TOO DAMN HIGH  Socially Awkward Penguin

#1 most feared question: so, how far have you gotten with a girl?

#1 most feared question: so, how far have you gotten with a girl?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Text conversation ends on joke "Really that bad, huh?"

Text conversation ends on joke
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