Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier at Target asks "do you want the soda in the bag or left out?" You say: "That's fine."

Cashier at Target asks

Waiter messes up order at restaurant eats anyway

Waiter messes up order at restaurant  eats anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

drive through only wasn't that hungry anyways

drive through only wasn't that hungry anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

how are you today? "thank you"

how are you today?

sees one table left at a food court and someone else sees it too. throws food away and drives home

sees one table left  at a food court and someone else sees it too. throws food away and drives home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Vomits in mouth in bar acts cool and avoids facing people when he talks

Vomits in mouth in bar acts cool and avoids facing people when he talks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has sweaty hands still shakes everyone's hand

Has sweaty hands still shakes everyone's hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

date at her place doesnt bring condoms

date at her place doesnt bring 
condoms  Socially Awkward Penguin

too shy to ask girl out in dream

too shy to ask girl out in dream  Socially Awkward Penguin

Awkward moment when your musical puns are so advanced Only Ryan Watson gets them

Awkward moment when your musical puns are so advanced Only Ryan Watson gets them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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