Socially Awkward Penguin

normal guy before started reading sap everything i do now is awkward

normal guy before started reading sap everything i do now is awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Black neighbor tells kids to come inside they've been playing in sprinklers long enough Blurts out "Yeah if you stay in there much longer you'll look like little raisins!"

Black neighbor tells kids to come inside they've been playing in sprinklers long enough Blurts out

half agree to take old neighbor to boat races hide inside all day browsing reddit instead

half agree to take old neighbor to boat races hide inside all day browsing reddit instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have a friend call for the first time in months Answer really excited only to discover it's his butt and he didn't really want to speak to you

Have a friend call for the first time in months Answer really excited only to discover it's his butt and he didn't really want to speak to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

at the end of a phone conversation with landlord say "Love you"

at the end of a phone conversation with landlord say

Cant pronounce preffered menu item orders something else instead

Cant pronounce preffered menu item orders something else instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

seen entering bathroom locks door anyway

seen entering bathroom locks door anyway    Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to cross the street when a car pulls up to the intersection Oh that's okay, I'll just walk another block

Wants to cross the street when a car pulls up to the intersection Oh that's okay, I'll just walk another block  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier holds hand out for me to hand back pen shakes her hand

Cashier holds hand out for me to hand back pen shakes her hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate comes back to dorm Pretend to be asleep to avoid awkward silence

Roommate comes back to dorm Pretend to be asleep to avoid awkward silence  Socially Awkward Penguin
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