Socially Awkward Penguin

"have a good trip back!" "you too"

"would you be willing to cut your hair?" "Well,yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it"

hottest girl in school asks me for the time stares at watch for an extensive amount of time as brain suddenly forgets how to function - "Thirty five past 2"

hottest girl in school asks me for the time stares at watch for an extensive amount of time as brain suddenly forgets how to function  -

Cop gives me a ticket "Thank you."

Cop gives me a ticket

Goes to leave tip at restaurant Accidentally knock over tip jar spilling money all over

Goes to leave tip at restaurant  Accidentally knock over tip jar spilling money all over   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute guy bumps his foot into my leg "You're Welcome"

Cute guy bumps his foot into my leg

Guy opens the door for me I open the other one

Guy opens the door for me  I open the other one   Socially Awkward Penguin

Recognize kid in college writing class as best friend who moved away in grade school avoid eye contact and ignore any evidence of his existence

Recognize kid in college writing class as best friend who moved away in grade school avoid eye contact and ignore any evidence of his existence  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you guys finding everything?" YEP.

Get text from crush wait to respond to not seem lonely and desperate

Get text from crush wait to respond to not seem lonely and desperate     Socially Awkward Penguin
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