Socially Awkward Penguin

Practices impeccable british accent alone Comes out as Italian, Scottish, Pakistani, and German in front of anyone else

Practices impeccable british accent alone Comes out as Italian, Scottish, Pakistani, and German in front of anyone else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Voltorb, use Self-Destruct! Misses

Voltorb, use Self-Destruct! Misses  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey man, what's up?" "Nothing!"

Gets invited to a boss party. Browse the internet in a corner the whole time.

Gets invited to a boss party. Browse the internet in a corner the whole time.  Socially Awkward Penguin

taking a Shit in public restroom time your coughs to mask the sound of the shit hitting the water

taking a Shit in public restroom time your coughs to mask the sound of the shit hitting the water  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact with girl on tv immediately look away

Make eye contact with girl on tv immediately look away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting someone purposefully make spelling errors to make it seem like im busy

Texting someone purposefully make spelling errors to make it seem like im busy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drive hour and a half to meet girl and is offered to spend the night Smokes with her and tells her he's ok to drive back home

Drive hour and a half to meet girl and is offered to spend the night Smokes with her and tells her he's ok to drive back home  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Alright, see you later." Walks same direction

Pocket dial cute girl While taking a 5 minute long piss

Pocket dial cute girl While taking a 5 minute long piss  Socially Awkward Penguin
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