Socially Awkward Penguin

Message someone on steam Don't know them

Message someone on steam Don't know them    Socially Awkward Penguin

hold one side of a double door open for someone stand in silence as they open the other door

hold one side of a double door open for someone   stand in silence as they open the other door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roomate walks in on fap session I was changing!

Roomate walks in on fap session I was changing!    Socially Awkward Penguin

What I thought: "I like small breasts, so it's a good thing" What I said: "So...It's a good thing I like small breasts"

What I thought:

"hey hows it going?" "not much"

make joke resounding silence walk away slowly

make joke resounding silence walk away slowly  Socially Awkward Penguin

NOTICE REPOST BROWSING /SAVED

NOTICE REPOST   BROWSING /SAVED  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor asked for a copy of my headshot I brought a copy of my cumshot?

Professor asked for a copy of my headshot  I brought a copy of my cumshot?   Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone posts on your facebook wall Go offline while you think of a response

Someone posts on your facebook wall  Go offline while you think of a response   Socially Awkward Penguin

"see ya later" Continue to walk in the same direction

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