Socially Awkward Penguin

ordering similar sandwich as guy in front of you request condiments in a different order so he doesn't think you're copying him

ordering similar sandwich as guy in front of you request condiments in a different order so he doesn't think you're copying him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Oh hey look a pretty girl! I'm going to impress her by not looking at or talking to her at all

Oh hey look a pretty girl! I'm going to impress her by not looking at or talking to her at all  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretends to talk on phone while taking picture of hot guy passing by "flash is enabled"

Pretends to talk on phone while taking picture of hot guy passing by

Arrives at a party on time Assumes other guests are stuck in traffic

Arrives at a party on time Assumes other guests are stuck in traffic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Me: Hey I don't think I've met you before Other person: Yes you have..

Me: Hey I don't think I've met you before  Other person: Yes you have..   Socially Awkward Penguin

No else around for the last hour Lets out a fart.... In walks cutest girl in school

No else around for the last hour Lets out a fart....  In walks cutest girl in school  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey how is your day going?" Not much, you?

"I'm going to erase the board, anyone still need to write it down?" Probably won't be on the exam anyway

Goes out of his way to assure girl he's not interested in her Is interested in her

Goes out of his way to assure girl he's not interested in her Is interested in her  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to ask a girl out to dinner makes it sound like a business meeting

tries to ask a girl out to dinner makes it sound like a business meeting  Socially Awkward Penguin
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