Socially Awkward Penguin

Desperately have to pee, someone in public restroom Wash hands and leave

Desperately have to pee, someone in public restroom Wash hands and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

joins /r/philadelphia irc doesn't talk

joins /r/philadelphia irc doesn't talk  Socially Awkward Penguin

fack chat brian with no response.. your brian!!

fack chat brian with no response.. your brian!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Toilet overflows while at someone's house Shit.

Toilet overflows while at someone's house Shit.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gas man comes to check meter in basement Turn off everything; break line of sight with all windows and remain motionless until you hear the truck drive away

Gas man comes to check meter in basement Turn off everything; break line of sight with all windows and remain motionless until you hear the truck drive away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Didn't hear comment "that's crazy"

Didn't hear comment

eat bagel want moar

eat bagel want moar  Socially Awkward Penguin

While talking to people you have just recently become acquainted with For some reason your voice gets higher and you seem overly excited

While talking to people you have just recently become acquainted with For some reason your voice gets higher and you seem overly excited  Socially Awkward Penguin

Play air drums Someone walks into the room

Play air drums Someone walks into the room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker engages in trivial social dialogue with no relevance to workload Not only listen but ask follow up questions and comment

Coworker engages in trivial social dialogue with no relevance to workload Not only listen but ask follow up questions and comment  Socially Awkward Penguin
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