Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders pizza delivery Holds bladder until after it arrives

Orders pizza delivery Holds bladder until after it arrives  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to take a piss in a public toilet, notices another man at the urinal takes a stall

goes to take a piss in a public toilet, notices another man at the urinal takes a stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees falling satellite Walk away and tell no one!

Sees falling satellite Walk away and tell no one!  Socially Awkward Penguin

G for gavin, a for apple, n for Nigga

G for gavin, a for apple, n for Nigga  Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives a phone call from a telli-marketer Adrenaline Rush

Receives a phone call from a telli-marketer Adrenaline Rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

talks to prostitute friendzoned

talks to prostitute friendzoned  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl i'm dating won't open up emotionally "You're impenetrable"

Girl i'm dating won't open up emotionally

Too nervous to speak with relatives in a car pretends to sleep entire trip

Too nervous to speak with relatives in a car pretends to sleep entire trip  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy starts using urinal next to me "So, how's it hangin?"

Guy starts using urinal next to me

Every time someone offers me a cup of tea I think they are trying to seduce me

Every time someone offers me a  cup of tea I think they are trying to seduce me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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