Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to parallel park- sees people watching him "There's other spots"

Goes to parallel park- sees people watching him

Meet cute redditor in class wait to Ask her out in ragecomic form when you get home

Meet cute redditor in class wait to Ask her out in ragecomic form when you get home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for an attractive female Farts loudly as she walks through the door

Holds door open for an attractive female   Farts loudly as she walks through the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to the bathroom lock the door at the same time it closes to mask the sound of it locking

Go to the bathroom lock the door at the same time it closes to mask the sound of it locking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flip off the asshole honking at you at the four-way stop It's your friend, just honking to say hello

Flip off the asshole honking at you at the four-way stop It's your friend, just honking to say hello  Socially Awkward Penguin

fall in love with fellow redditor tell her in her r/gonewild post

fall in love with fellow redditor tell her in her r/gonewild post  Socially Awkward Penguin

use "haha" at beginning of text can't use "haha" again, must use "lol"

use

Cute girl says hi to me the first day of high school Secret crush on her for the next four years

Cute girl says hi to me the first day of high school Secret crush on her for the next four years  Socially Awkward Penguin

Break up with girlfriend Attempt to hug her when she cries

Break up with girlfriend Attempt to hug her when she cries  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear knock on door while pooping Stay silent and hope they leave

Hear knock on door while pooping Stay silent and hope they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
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