Socially Awkward Penguin

Spills drink down self in cinema I didn't like having dry clothes anyway

Spills drink down self in cinema I didn't like having dry clothes anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a boner looking at a girl during math can't get a boner in bed with a girl during sex

Get a boner looking at a girl during math can't get a boner in bed with a girl during sex  Socially Awkward Penguin

daydream about being a huge slut feel guilty about it and daydream about the being the same girl but this time with a job and family and morality

daydream about being a huge slut   feel guilty about it and daydream about the being the same girl but this time with a job and family and morality   Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget headphones aren't plugged into laptop blast embarrassing music to everyone in earshot

Forget headphones aren't plugged into laptop blast embarrassing music to everyone in earshot  Socially Awkward Penguin

sends email expecting immediate response. receives a day later deletes response without reading

sends email expecting immediate response. receives a day later deletes response without reading  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you know in fast food joint go to drive-thru to avoid interaction

See someone you know in fast food joint go to drive-thru to avoid interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Good night" it's 10AM

Wake up to a sexy dream Masturbate and go back to sleep

Wake up to a sexy dream Masturbate and go back to sleep     Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walks in while pooping in public bathroom Wait until they leave to continue pooping.

Someone walks in while pooping in public bathroom Wait until they leave to continue pooping.     Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets really high before going to dinner recites order repeatedly

Gets really high before going to dinner recites order repeatedly   Socially Awkward Penguin
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